I’ve always sorta pulled for Gavin (Newsom, SF mayor). He seems like such a ditz who was somehow mis-packaged at the baby factory. Kinda a Monday or Friday baby. Know what I mean? But, something about him just makes you root for him. I mean after all he’s the mayor that has put the “soap” into SF Opera right? But, he’s finally been outdone. Not by one mayor, but two.

You’ve got the guy in Detroit who is text message crazy and didn’t have any idea that someone might have record of his explicit love messages (hundreds, by the way) to his Chief-of-Staff. Ok, so that’s just plain stupid. On all fronts. No sympathy there.

But, I love this one. Carmen Kontur-Gronquist, mayor of a small, eastern Oregon town of 500, has one-up’d even Gavin. Her MySpace page featured pictures of her posing in lingerie on one of the city’s firetrucks. Doing a bit of due diligence (purely editorial integrity stuff), I went looking for the Honorable K-G’s page. Seems it’s NOW only available to her friends of which I’m not one. Falling back on my investigative reporter skills, I was able to uncover a shot of the mayor on the truck from what appeared to be a reputable Internet smut site. (All in the name of good investigative journalizm.) I’m no expert, but it sure looks like underwear. It sure looks like the mayor. What’s more, that looks a lot like a firetruck. I think she’s toast.

I think we need to round up all these nit-wits - the mayor from Detroit, our Oregon hottie mayor, and how about that bathroom Senator from Idaho - and buy them a one-way ticket right out of office and onto the July 5th flight to wherever that plane is going. (Read Mile High Club post.)

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