Finally, I am going to get rich quick. And, for FREE I’m going to let my fav 4 in on this. (If you’ve just tuned in, you may be reader 005 - we’re building readership slooowly.)

So, my brilliant idea. First, you need a glass of wine or a beer. Then come back and read on.

Ok. So, I’m driving home tonight in my USV (Ultimate Stupid Vehicle) and I’m watching the gas gauge drop like time-lapse photography. On the radio is the news of the day: Dow closes down 200+ at 12,040, oil at $105/barrel, and gas at the pump close to $4. So, I’m thinking. Scary, I know. This USV takes 35-40 gallons of the good stuff (near $4 ethol). If I fill up, park this thing and just wait, I’m sitting on huge appreciation. Right there in my tank, in my driveway - this could be my retirement. Do the math. You can’t touch this kind of appreciation in stocks. The sub-prime kaboom has sent the whole house equity thing into the tank - not sense WWII have fewer people had less than 50% equity in their houses. This is gonna be BIG. Instead of equity in your house, it will be equity in your tank. Taking the vehicle out for a spin will be like writing a check on your home equity line. You with me here. Go tonight; go RIGHT NOW - fill up and park it.

Ok, so now what. Well, we’ve got a few Harley’s down at SC and Green Valley. Up to 57 MPG and fun as the day is long (Daylight Savings this weekend). So, what are you waiting for? Park your USV and ride!

When you make your first million off this scheme, please send me a check for $10. Thanks.

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